Sunday, December 8, 2013

Emerging Roles During TCU's Icepocalypse

Icepocalypse 2013 at TCU has brought out some strange roles that we ourselves can relate to or know somebody who is. Enjoy and good luck on finals!!


The Leader/ Guide
They are probably from “up north” like Chicago and probably know how to handle situations like these.  They are usually bragging about how this is nothing.
Notice the guy ahead of everyone else!

The Hoarder
This person collects and stores all necessary items like food, medicine, warm clothing (like gloves, who would have thought of packing gloves for Texas), but mostly food.
What do you need?!

The Californian
Or from somewhere that never snows.  They are amazed at everything that is going on and usually the one taking 50,000 pictures.  Also, they think their Brandy Melville sweater is going to keep them warm.  Girl, are you crazy? That sweater has holes in it that the wind cuts through. 
By the 3rd day, they have to wear a mix match of clothes to keep warm.

The Ultimate Student
Don’t brother them or let them know, it’s freezing outside.  They know but they are focused on studying so they can get an A in Organic Chemistry.  Biggest struggle for them is that the library is closing at 5 tonight.
Are you a robot?

The Distracter
He or she is the opposite of the “Ultimate Student,” they barely know what day it is but what they do know is that the hills by the rec are best for sledding!  They usually get everybody hyped up and ditch their studies to go sneak into the stadium.
Weeeeeeeee!

The Crasher
Oh I’m sorry you live in Greek.  You can sleep on my floor if you don’t want to walk back.
Take an Advil for your back pain.

The Follower
They are like a dog.  They follow the group, so if everybody is studying, then they are studying and if everybody is outside, then they are ready to play at moments notice.
“Wait, what’s the plan?”

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